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Clubfoot 2:18 Fri Jul 31
Kante Wiki page
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%27Golo_Kant%C3%A9
funny little fucker in the "club information" section...
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Hugh Monteith
1:18 Sat Aug 1
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We like our cutprice deals at west ham
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Hugh Monteith
12:26 Sat Aug 1
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We like our cutprice deals at west ham
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icwhs
11:11 Fri Jul 31
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Just signed foe Leicester
Leicester City complete the signing of N’Golo Kante
Leicester City have fought off late competition from West Ham United to complete the signing of N’Golo Kante, according to L’Equipe.
After what has been the transfer saga of the summer, Leicester City have finally got their man. Kante had been heavily linked with both Marseille and West Ham United, however the midfielder is now a Fox
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Coffee
2:40 Fri Jul 31
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Trevor B 2:31 Fri Jul 31
It was also on Wiki for a short time. Then sadly got deleted.
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Clubfoot
2:32 Fri Jul 31
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How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
brilliant, who wrote that from here?
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Trevor B
2:32 Fri Jul 31
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A guide to Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)
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Some of you are still struggling with Zoltaneering, just follow this guide and you wont go far wrong.
1. Take the fact that you want to impress e-friends with. For the sake of this example you can use the fact that you are being sent to Hong Kong on business in a few weeks. Remember, it matters little that you have not got a passport, it matters less that you haven't got a job. Thats the beauty of Zoltaneering, and the reason that it remains the fastest growing passtime on the internet.
2. Think of a question. It should be a question which provides maximum flexibility in terms of combining other questions. For the purpose of this example, we can use a question relating to the purchase of a PSP.
3. Combine the fact you wish to tell everyone about (part 1) with the mundane question (part 2) MAKING PART 2 THE FOCUS OF THE STATEMENT.
Correct:- "Will I be able to buy a PSP when I'm in Hong Kong next week?"
Incorrect:- "I'm going to Hong Kong on business. Will I be able to buy a PSP whilst there?"
Again, I am quite prepared to offer this thread as a Zoltaneering school, offer up your examples and I will attempt to help you along. So long as while I am typing I dont have one of my many pornstar girlfriends attempting to suck me off, of course.
Happy Zoltaneering!
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A guide to Reverse-Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)
The phenomenon of reverse Zoltaneering occurs when the opposite intention of a Zoltanesque comment occurs, often with toe-curlingly embarrassing consequences. The majority of cases of reverse Zoltaneering will involve a naive comment, made to impress, which reveals information about the commentator for which they will be ridiculed and/or pitied.
Consider the attempted Zoltan:- "Does anyone know if Claridges [posh London restaurant] is open on Sunday as I am taking my new bird Dana International out for some grub."
The intention of the comment is to reveal that the commenter has a glamorous lifestyle and a famous girlfriend. The actual effect is to reveal that his new girlfriend has a cock.
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Trevor B
2:31 Fri Jul 31
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It wasn't Wiki, but Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zoltaneering
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Clubfoot
2:30 Fri Jul 31
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coffee, my memory fails me. was "Zoltaneering" the act of generally being a know it all, seen it all, done it all, cunt?
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Coffee
2:27 Fri Jul 31
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There was once a splendid Wiki entry for Zoltaneering.
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Clubfoot
2:23 Fri Jul 31
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Crowley, small issue of him actually joining leicester though and not villa?
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Coffee
2:21 Fri Jul 31
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Immanuel?
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CrowleyHammer
2:20 Fri Jul 31
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Club career[edit]
Kanté is a youth exponent from US Boulogne. He made his Ligue 2 debut on 18 May 2012 in a 1-2 home defeat against A.S. Monaco.[2] During the 2012/13, he played with Boulogne in the Championnat National, the third tier in French football. In 2013 he joined Ligue 2-side SM Caen. He played 38 games during the 2013/14 campaign. Caen finished third in Ligue 2, which rewarded them promotion to Ligue 1. According to his agent, being over 6'6" N'Golo was especially interested in ensuring the club facilities catered to taller players, and due to there being endless spare seats at Villa Park which he could stretch out over, joined the West Midlands club.
Ag
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